I put “trip” in quotations, as I wasn’t sure how else to effectively and sarcastically communicate that said trip never happened. I...

First, let me say that if you’ve not yet read “FIRST,” my aptly titled first post, then some of this may not make sense. But then again,...

I actually hate it when people comment on posts with only “FIRST…” (for the non-nerds out there, it’s like internet peeing on something....